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The Man Who Gathers Memes #15

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My three-year-old son: I don’t know what I want to be when I grow up. Me: You can be anything you want. Son: (after a few seconds) I think I’ll be a mother. —Mary Lahl

 

 


That's when the big bucks start rolling in

 

That's not how you should play

 

S O C I A L D I S T A N C I N G

 

Repeat 4 times a day

 

Pew pew bang bang

 

Party time woot woot

 


 Spotted on a business marquee in Tacoma, Washington: MY BOSS TOLD ME TO CHANGE THE SIGN, SO I DID. —K.H.

 

Oh wow this is great

 

oh im gonna enjoy this

 

My heart can't take this

 

My brother uses google for memes!

 


After my beloved dog Lucky passed away, my daughter tried to explain to her four-year-old son what had happened in terms he might understand. “Remember that baby bird we found on the sidewalk the other day?” she asked. As the truth sank in, Ian grew alarmed: “Lucky fell out of a tree?” —Laurie Navin

 Money well spent

 

Kids are dummy dumb

 

Just don’t ask me

 


 As the dentist labored over my teeth, he tried to make small talk. “What do you do?” he asked. “I’m a comedian,” I answered. “Interesting.” After a pause, he said, “Let’s get an impression—” “It’s more observational humor, actually,” I interrupted. “I don’t do impressions.” The dentist continued, “—of your teeth.”

 It's showtime

 

It's all good man

 

It do be like that

 

I'm lucky today

Last modified on Wednesday, 14 October 2020 10:40

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